the most appalling thing I’ve read in a while

My dear LuMu posts today about how the horrible beast of capitalism has sunk its evil, disgusting claws into her soul. She’s purchased a running skirt. 

If I still lived next door to her I’d withhold all raspberry bar deliveries until she came to her senses and burned that shit.

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3 thoughts on “the most appalling thing I’ve read in a while

  1. BWA HA HA!!! And I plan on running my next race in full makeup, too, kinda like J.’s hawt, skinny friend.

    I blame YOU, of course. If I had to endure your withering looks of contempt I’d have probably been able to resist the temptation. But you left me, sister, and now I have absolutely no sense or reason. I’m left only with cheapness… and a gnawing hunger for raspberry bars.

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