This one really reflects my personality when it comes to food: I *want* to be a healthy, crunchy-granola, flax-seed eating nutrition zealot.
But I am WEAK. Weak I tell you.
So, what I have eaten at least once a day for the last week starts out sounding wonderfully good for you, and then BANG, the not-so-secret last ingredient pretty much ruins it for being tagged as “healthy.”
Quarter a whole wheat pita and toast it.
Glob (or dab, as you prefer) peanut butter on each toasted quarter. I like Skippy Natural.
Slice one banana, willy-nilly, over the top of the peanut-butter globbed quarters.
(And this is where the sane person would stop. Me = non sane.)
Take a handful of potato chips and throw them on top of the bananas.
The result is a plate full of nacho-like wonderfulness.
And of course: eat over the sink. Or, in front of your Google Reader, taking care not to glob the pb on your keyboard.